Tamil SMS jokes

MATHS Teacher: “How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally….?”

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Last bench rockerz: “Juice potu than…”

 

 

 

If ur lover sends u romantic msgs, dont be very happy..

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think who send those msgs to ur lover..?

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My job is over!

 

 

…”Narayana tea solra


In Railway Station,

2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,

 

Husband1: How ur wife Look Like.?

 

…Husband2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa, Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and

How will ur Wife Be.?

 

Husband1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.?

 

Vaanga., Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam…

 

 

 

“Thagara Pettikkul Mogini Pisasukal” Adhu enna….?

 

Theriyalayaa..?

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Adhu LADIES college bus….

 

 

In Library:

 

sardar: “This book is very bore. More characters but no story”

 

Librarian: ” Vaadaa… Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitu ponavana?

 

Ennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya “Suttu” Than Sappida Mudiyum….

 

 

In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?

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…Because, they take 9 months for delivery…

 

 

son: dada nanum pakathuweeddu paiyanum kanakkila 100 mark eduthirukom…

 

dad:good…ama epdi rendu perum same mark edutheenga?

 

son:pakathu weeddu paiyanukku 98 mark enakku 2 mark ….

 

so rednu perum sernthu 100 mark pa…

 

dad:???

 


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