MATHS Teacher: “How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally….?”
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Last bench rockerz: “Juice potu than…”
If ur lover sends u romantic msgs, dont be very happy..
But
think who send those msgs to ur lover..?
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My job is over!
…”Narayana tea solra“
In Railway Station,
2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,
Husband1: How ur wife Look Like.?
…Husband2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa, Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and
How will ur Wife Be.?
Husband1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.?
Vaanga., Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam…
“Thagara Pettikkul Mogini Pisasukal” Adhu enna….?
Theriyalayaa..?
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Adhu LADIES college bus….
In Library:
sardar: “This book is very bore. More characters but no story”
Librarian: ” Vaadaa… Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitu ponavana?
Ennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya “Suttu” Than Sappida Mudiyum….
In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?
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…Because, they take 9 months for delivery…
son: dada nanum pakathuweeddu paiyanum kanakkila 100 mark eduthirukom…
dad:good…ama epdi rendu perum same mark edutheenga?
son:pakathu weeddu paiyanukku 98 mark enakku 2 mark ….
so rednu perum sernthu 100 mark pa…
dad:???
Nice Jokes