Teacher : Mudhal masam January !
rendavathu masam February!
Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivery teacher.
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Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga…
Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!
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Train evalavu speeda poonalum, kadasi petti kadasiya than varum !

Call evalavu vegama odinalum, prize kaikuthan kodupangal !!!

Post master post poduvaru, head master mandaiyava poduvara ??
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Ennathan india paampa(sneak) irunthalum antha paampu “push” “push” nu than sollum,,,,
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Son: Mummy, Night Bathroom Door Open Panna,Thanaa Light Eriyudhu.
Mother: vaada…. Saniyane, Fridge’la urine Ponadhu Neethana?..
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Adyar Anandhabavan branch Chennai fulla irukkum aanna Adyar Alamarathoda branch
adyar-la mattum than irukkum.. ithu than ulagam
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Hi I have changed my number. Note down my new number and my new number is …………………….’100′….. Dairiyam irundha ippa missed call kudu paarppom.
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Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
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The words which never complete without “u” D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha
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Anbu endra solluku 1000 arthangal undu..aanal..
DUBAKOOR endra solluku neenga mattumae..
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Hello, sinam konda singathoda msg’a inboxla vidalina adhu cella sedhachudum.., paravaillaya…Ivalavu veerapa pesuravan call pannalinu pakkaringala…Tower strong but balance weak..
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Ice cream saapida kooda bayama irukkuyen?En idhayathil irukum unaku kulirumae yendru dhan..!By ice cream vaanga kaasu illamaal ice vaikum sangam
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Teacher: Oru kozhi kootu kulla 5 kozhi muttai yum 1 vaathu muttai yum irukku, idhula irundhu enna theriyathu ?
Student: kozhiyoda nadathai sari illanu theriyuthu..!

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Boomi sutrugirathu; fan sutrugirathu; sakaram sutrugirathu; appothellam ketkaadhavargal oruvan oor sutrinal mattum yen ketkirargal !!By aduthavana parthu poramai padum sangam.
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Stu: sir, enna idhu..
Sir: Question paper.
Stu: sir, idhu enna
Sir: Answer paper
Stu: Enna kodumai sir question paperla question irukku answer paperla answer illa..!

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Theriyatha kaatrum..puriyatha kavithayum..Sollatha kaadhalum..kalaiyatha kanavum..kulikatha neeum…Endrume azhagu thaan..
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Milk packetla milk irukkum Water packetla water irukkum oil packetla oil irukkum But shirt packetla SHIRT irukkumaa ?
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Mazhai peiyyum podhum unnai ninaikiren..Veyyil adikkum podhum unnai ninaikiren..Plz last time en veetuku vandah podhu eduthutu pona ‘KUDAI’ya koduthudu.
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Mandhiri: manna ! porukku tthyaraga solli pakkathu naatu arasan SMS anupiyullan.
Pulikesi: ‘SMS sending failed’ endru thirupi anupividu.
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Patient: Doctor enakku tharkolai pannikittu saagalan pola irukku..
Doctor: Romba thappu, appuram naanga edhukku irukkom !!
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Pazhamozhi: Ovvoru aanin vetrikku pinnalum oru pen undu !!!!!!!!! Adhu ink pennagavo,gel pennagavo,Ball point pennagavo irukkalaam..Idhu pudhumozhi..
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Mokkai: Which is d only dancing animal ? think think yosinga theriyalaya AADU
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Nethu oru kalyanathukku ponen. Jodinna appadi oru jodiye naan lifela paarthathe illa. Appadi oru azhagu ! Apparam enna..Kaalula mattikittu vanthutten..!!!

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PUNCH:kannaa naai biscuita naaiku pottaa adhu unna vittutu biscuita saapidum..
Aana tiger biscuita tigerukku potta adhu biscuitta vittutu unna saapidum.
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Father: yenda kudicha ?
son: Romba kavalaya irunthanthu athaan kudichen.
Father: appadi ennada kavalai ?
Son: naan romba kudikirennu thaan..!!
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Ramu: namma maths masterukku arivae illada.
Somu: Yen ?
Ramu: avaroda 4 vayathu ponnuku ANJUnu per vechirukkar..!!!
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Un kanngal oru thinngalun kaadhu oru sevvaiun kannam oru budhanun mooku oru vyalanun udhadu oru velli mothathil nee oru SANI.
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Arasan: enna arumaiyaana paatu.. yen ithai remix seiyyavillai
Thondan: summa irunga manna, ithu namma desiya geetham…!
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Whisky-kkum Poison-kkum enna difference ?
Whisky kudicha 4 perukku munnadi namma aaduvom.
Poison kudicha namakku munnadi 4 per aaduvaanga.
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HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu…?
STUD: Sir, nethu school vittathum avar thaan,” NAALAI, KAALAI VAARUNGAL” nu sonnar.
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Udambai nalla parthuko Velai velaikku saapidu..Sariya thoongu nee romba varusam vaazhanum. Nethu BBC la sonnanga GORILLA ellam alinchittu varuthaam..
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Penn veetaar: mapla enna panrar ?
Broker: Avar ninna rail odum, rail ninna avar oduvar ? Ayyo… avlo busya..?
Broker: mm ! Stationla sundal vikkirar..
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Indha ulagathulayae adhigama DEGREE vaanginadhu yaarunu theriyumaa? Vera yaaru..Namma SURIYAN thaan..Nethu mattum 103 degree..
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Income tax officer: Unga officela yaar, yaar lanjam vaanguraanga ?
Staff: Sonnaa evlo tharuveenga ?
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Oru cat irukku,athukku oru platela fish iruku,innoru platela milk irukku,catku edhu mela kannu irukkum ?
Catku mooku mela thaan kannu irukkum…Ayyo.. Ayyo..
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Enakku oru help panraya ?Morning phone panni helloooo nu mattum sollu PLZ..Yennaa daily morning NARI OOLAI ITTA romba nallatham..ok va..
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LKG ROWDISM: Stud 1: mapla… cigarette pudicha cancer varumnu solraaru unmaiya ?
Stud 2: Theriyala machan…naan pudicha pogai thaan varuthu…
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Girl’s mother: En ponnukku glamourae varathunu sonneengalamae teacher ?
Teacher: Naasama pochu… Grammarae varaleenu thaan sonnen..!!
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Vaazhkayila kashtam padumpothu athai samaalikka yeppavum BEER ADY..Sorry.. Sorry..BE READY… ok..
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There are 57 comments

  • ¬ vinoth
    #2615 April 13th, 2010 at 8:27 am

    superb sms continue “““““““““

  • ¬ gourav
    #5097 December 24th, 2010 at 11:49 pm

    rendu paru sanda podranga teacher is coming ya rendu paru sanda podranga miss namga renduparu examla blanka vito neenga nanapanga nanga copy adithchoinu

  • ¬ rajmohan
    #6709 July 23rd, 2011 at 10:37 am

    poda loose

  • ¬ dhivya
    #7097 August 11th, 2011 at 10:17 am

    continue ur mokkai………….
    best wishes,
    by,
    lovable frnd,
    dhivya.

  • ¬ MANIKANDAN R
    #7207 August 17th, 2011 at 11:00 pm

    Oru car irukku atha 8peru thaluranga but antha car 1 inch kooda nagarave illa Why? car munnadi 4peru pinnadi 4 thallirukanga. Eppudi

  • ¬ Ali ahmed
    #7455 September 1st, 2011 at 3:17 pm

    Naama bus mela pona pirayani..
    aanaal bus namma mela pona biriyani.
    phonela balance illati call panna mudiyathu.
    manisanla caal illati balance panna mudiyathu..

  • ¬ funny videoz
    #11404 December 23rd, 2011 at 10:46 am

    funny videoz…

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  • ¬ Vilayalakshmiilango
    #11884 January 10th, 2012 at 3:04 am

    very superb sms.
    My Best Wishes…..

    By.
    Vijiilango

  • ¬ vijay
    #12366 January 28th, 2012 at 4:00 am

    very very super sms
    all sms i am reeding
    smile only
    by
    embvijay

  • ¬ Surendar
    #14966 March 24th, 2012 at 5:26 am

    Super………

  • ¬ narayanasamy
    #15688 April 6th, 2012 at 1:09 pm

    paayan:appa na inakku night fulla videya videya padichen pa;
    appa:very good my son
    paayan:videya is only one word pa
    appa :”[”’?

  • ¬ K AVI
    #16084 April 13th, 2012 at 7:24 am

    Hello Friends, Am KAVI , my mobile number is 9952000923 and call me or please message k

  • ¬ K AVI
    #16085 April 13th, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Searching For A Friend My Mobile Number Is 9952000923

  • ¬ MUTHU
    #19447 May 19th, 2012 at 7:38 am

    TV SWITCH PO TA ENNA AAGUM?????

    TV ON AAGUM. mokka comedy

  • ¬ R.KIRUTHIKA
    #22074 June 6th, 2012 at 4:31 am

    mudiyala……… mokka overa iruku…… but nalla iruku…. all d best iptiya mokka mokkaiya podungo……..

  • ¬ sweety
    #22433 June 8th, 2012 at 3:23 am

    ponga da

  • ¬ sweety
    #22434 June 8th, 2012 at 3:24 am

    loosu

  • ¬ gautham
    #22479 June 8th, 2012 at 10:43 am

    Man1: Enna sir, car tank a open pannittu sirikireenga… ?
    Man2: onnumilla manasuvittu siricha “OIL”koodumnu
    sonnanga adhan..

  • ¬ muthu
    #27430 July 1st, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Two Yerumbus were classmates.
    One was a regular student, but the other one was a regular Absentee.
    Why.?
    Because that was a ‘Cut’yerumbu.
    No no don’t cry. .

  • ¬ Rajasekaran
    #28021 July 5th, 2012 at 5:25 am

    Enrenrum punnagai.

  • ¬ Sathiklavan
    #29186 July 11th, 2012 at 1:37 am

    super ma

  • ¬ sri
    #29462 July 12th, 2012 at 10:38 am

    very nice………..

  • ¬ murali
    #30040 July 15th, 2012 at 8:38 am

    super ma

  • ¬ S.hidhayathullah
    #30509 July 17th, 2012 at 9:40 am

    Ennathan neruppu kozhiya irunthalum athunaala avucha mutta poda mudiyathu matchi ..

  • ¬ m.srinivasan
    #31039 July 19th, 2012 at 2:04 am

    contine your mokka

  • ¬ DURAI
    #33977 August 2nd, 2012 at 6:16 am

    ROMBA OVERA IRUKU

  • ¬ swetha
    #34638 August 5th, 2012 at 9:55 am

    hi guzzz….!?

  • ¬ karthi
    #35894 August 12th, 2012 at 4:28 am

    hai frnds. . .

    HM: Dai evanda tamil aasiriyar kaalai pudichu vaari vitathu…?
    STUD: Sir, nethu school vittathum avar thaan,” NAALAI, KAALAI VAARUNGAL” nu sonnar.
    by
    karthi 7
    ( 9688874807 )

  • ¬ karthi
    #37334 August 19th, 2012 at 8:49 am

    hai………..frnds super cmdy,mokkai,fun,love,feelings,prrblms r sharing msg . . .
    pls msg this num for all frnds………..
    Karthi
    ( 9688874807 )

  • ¬ Bala
    #38356 August 24th, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    Suuuuupeeeeerrrrrrr macha.

  • ¬ deva arun
    #39338 September 1st, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Hi my friends. Thes web side is very bust!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ¬ meena
    #39365 September 2nd, 2012 at 7:32 am

    very very superb…….

  • ¬ Billa ram
    #39475 September 3rd, 2012 at 9:23 am

    Today punch:
    copper wirela conection kuduththa athu “MINSARAM”
    manjal kuvura kazhuththula kattana athu “SAMSARAM”
    infact rendume danger than be care full boys by:BILLA RAM MOB NO MSG PANNUGA 8675998788

  • ¬ soundar
    #40223 September 8th, 2012 at 6:06 am

    super ma

  • ¬ Mohan
    #40271 September 8th, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Mokka super

  • ¬ Goby
    #40533 September 10th, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Wife is a
    ” received call ”

    Sister is a
    ” dialed call ”

    Friend is a
    ” mised call ”

    Relesan is a
    ” waiting call ”
    But

    Lover is a
    ” favourite call ”

    * So Dont Mis Your Love & Lover *

  • ¬ Goby
    #40535 September 10th, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    Hello Friends Im Goby my mobile number 0755727158 plz call me or msg ok

    by ~_~ Goby

  • ¬ Goby
    #40615 September 11th, 2012 at 10:14 am

    Police: car la enna panreenga ?

    Lovers : love panrom sir.

    Police : Enna nakkala ?

    Lovers : illa sir verum “thadaval” mattum dhan sir “

  • ¬ Anbu
    #40958 September 14th, 2012 at 3:06 am

    My Love feel:

    Nee thedum pothu un arugil illamal pogalam.

    Aanal nee ninaikum pothu un manasellam naan irupen…

    Plz my frnds all incidence in our life plzs share-9698790548

  • ¬ Anbu
    #40963 September 14th, 2012 at 4:10 am

    My Love feel:-
    Nee ennai nesikavae yosikkirai…

    Naan unnai nesikavae swasikren…

    Share to sms frnds-9698790548

  • ¬ Sara
    #40973 September 14th, 2012 at 6:59 am

    Superb machi….

  • ¬ Golden Godwin
    #42098 September 23rd, 2012 at 8:41 am

    It’s hard to find experienced people in this particular topic, however, you sound like you know what you’re talking about! Thanks

  • ¬ meenakshi
    #42281 September 24th, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    nice

  • ¬ hariharan
    #42282 September 24th, 2012 at 11:16 pm

    oru theivla oru paatti irunthanga…………
    oru naal avungalukku… mavu arraikkanum yenga povanga

  • ¬ PREMKUMAR
    #42369 September 25th, 2012 at 3:21 pm

    Flash news from tamil nadu
    government : karuvariym iruttu: kallaraiyum iruttu:
    naduvula unakku ethukkudaa currentu?
    by…
    TAMIL NADU EB….

  • ¬ Jack
    #42464 September 26th, 2012 at 7:04 am

    very good, i have many more

  • ¬ gautham
    #43107 September 30th, 2012 at 4:36 am

    GIRL’S are the best vehiclesin the world because:
    - 2 beautiful headlights in front,
    - 2 great bumpers at the back,
    - Self-lubricatin g when hot,
    - Finger touch ignition,
    - Automatic engine oil change every month,
    - Any type of pistons fit,
    - Multiple seating styles & adjustments,
    - Great accessories,
    - Highest mileage: 9 months in just 5 mL!
    That’s why GUYS are dying to get a ride!!

  • ¬ Raruna aruna
    #44570 October 14th, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Jokes are awesome

  • ¬ selva kumar
    #52685 December 29th, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    Wife: yeanga naan masama irukenga…..
    Hus: un appa,amma kitta sonniya?
    Wife: ponga, naan clge padikum pothu sonnathuke adichanga…..
    Hus: ……..!!!!

  • ¬ sathish yuvan
    #54306 January 28th, 2013 at 11:40 am

    superb

  • ¬ Hariharan
    #54744 February 5th, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    good joke sms iam very happy ok

  • ¬ naveen
    #54781 February 6th, 2013 at 10:58 am

    this is naveen i need like this moka joke. 8124397929

  • ¬ stanly
    #60827 March 18th, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    hi

  • ¬ krishna
    #63917 April 13th, 2013 at 5:06 am

    hi. i am krishna. nan oru ponna 5 years a love pandren. anal aval onume solla matra.nan ena pandrathu.please call my mobile number 9944331691

  • ¬ VIGNESH
    #64736 April 23rd, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    yaroda naakku neelama irukkum?
    a)namitha b)kovai sarala c)anjali
    ANSWER THERINJA 9626805038 ENDRA NUMBERUKU SMS PANNUNGA BY POTTU SMS SANGAMNU ANUPPUNGA

  • ¬ JSPRASANTH
    #64745 April 25th, 2013 at 10:45 pm

    REALLY SIR SUPER SIR REALLY VERY VERY VERY VERY THANK U SO MUCH SIR . …

  • ¬ arun
    #64973 May 16th, 2013 at 9:50 am

    nice mokka

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