Tamil Kadi Jokes 2012

person1: oru erumba “cut” panna enna Aagum..
person2: “cuterumbu” aayidum….

nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum

nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum
nabar 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu

nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum

Non-smoker:I hate Cigarette
Smoker :Me too, that is why I am burning it out

Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasanai pudikkum ?
Person 2 : Pakkath veetu Srinivasana-i pudikkum

Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
Person2 : AAN KING (!)

Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ?
A:’Crane’

Q:Which bird can write
A:’Pen’guin

Q:Pura(Dove) kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu correcta poi serum? A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.

Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
Student: Yeranguya ! .

MAN 1: “Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu “ ?
MAN 2:”Aadi vandha… 16 mudiyum “
MAN 1:”Appo Aaadama vandha ???? “ .

Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?

Seththa pudichchu thookki poada.

4 thoughts on “Tamil Kadi Jokes 2012

  1. Jokes romba jo……r! Sirichi sirichi vairu valikkdhunga!
    Ha…ha…ha……..ha!

  2. person1: oru erumba “cut” panna enna Aagum..
    person2: “cuterumbu” aayidum….

    nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
    nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum

    nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum
    nabar 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu

    nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
    nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum

    Non-smoker:I hate Cigarette
    Smoker :Me too, that is why I am burning it out

    Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasanai pudikkum ?
    Person 2 : Pakkath veetu Srinivasana-i pudikkum

    Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
    Person2 : AAN KING (!)

    Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ?
    A:’Crane’

    Q:Which bird can write
    A:’Pen’guin

    Q:Pura(Dove) kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu correcta poi serum? A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.

    Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
    Student: Yeranguya ! .

    MAN 1: “Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu “ ?
    MAN 2:”Aadi vandha… 16 mudiyum “
    MAN 1:”Appo Aaadama vandha ???? “ .

    Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?

    Seththa pudichchu thookki poada.

  3. person1: oru erumba “cut” panna enna Aagum..
    person2: “cuterumbu” aayidum….

    nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara
    nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha naaku suttudum

    nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum
    nabar 2: Illaye,nan pudikkum bothu Pogai than vandhudhu

    nabar 1: yen cigarette pidikkure
    nabar 2: pidikklaiyanna keela vilundudum

    Non-smoker:I hate Cigarette
    Smoker :Me too, that is why I am burning it out

    Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasanai pudikkum ?
    Person 2 : Pakkath veetu Srinivasana-i pudikkum

    Person1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
    Person2 : AAN KING (!)

    Q:Which Bird can lift heavy things ?
    A:’Crane’

    Q:Which bird can write
    A:’Pen’guin

    Q:Pura(Dove) kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu correcta poi serum? A:Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.

    Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
    Student: Yeranguya ! .

    MAN 1: “Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu “ ?
    MAN 2:”Aadi vandha… 16 mudiyum “
    MAN 1:”Appo Aaadama vandha ???? “ .

    Eli(adhaanga Rat) adhukku yaen vaal yirukku?

    Seththa pudichchu thookki poada.

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