SMS Jokes

Long back,
a person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
fogot laughter were called
“Saints”
But now they are called..

“IT professionals”

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An interesting line written at the back of a Biker’s T Shirt:
“If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen
off”

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Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present..
Its just that, One loves too much,
and The other loves too many,

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the
company..!
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Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

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What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book
still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

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Someone has rightly said, “A fool can ask more questions that a wise man
cannot answer”
No wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

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Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh [email protected]! How about this card, it says “To the only boy I ever
loved.”

Girl: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!

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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: “WE do
have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: It’s called the “door..!”

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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee……… Leave them to us

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