Interview Jokes

while changing a JOB:

Interviewer: Why did You
Leave your Last Job???

Mappi:      The Company
Shifted the Office
and they Didn’t
Tell me Where???

Difficult question:

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

“Tell me your choice,” said he to the boy, “What’s your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind.”

The boy thought for a while and said, “My choice is ONE real difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!” said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?”

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: “It’s the DAY, sir.”

“How???????” the interviewer was smiling (“At last, I got you!” he said to himself.)

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”

Admission for the course was thus secured.

Sardar’s medical exam:

A Sardar applied to a medical school – needless to say he never made it because these are the answers he gave:
Antibody – against everyone
Artery – the study of fine paintings
Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria
Bowel – letters like aeiou
Cardiology – advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan – searching for lost kitty
Coma – punctuation mark
Cortisone – area around local court
Cyst – short for sister
Dislocation – in this place
Duodenum – couple in blue jeans
Enema – not a friend
False Labor – pretending to work
Genes – blue denim
Hymen – greeting to several males
Impotent – well-known
Obesity – City of Obe
Pacemaker – winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein – in favor of teens
Pus – small cat
Secretion – hiding anything
Subcutaneous – not cute enough
Tablet – small table
Urine – opposite of you’re out
Varicose – very close


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