Dog’s cousin brother
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog’s cousin brother.
Kid & Mom
Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white.
Kid: thought for a moment, and then said, “Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?