My Goldfish Died

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, `What are you up to there, Nancy?`

`My goldfish died,` replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, `and I`ve just buried him.`

The neighbor was concerned, `That`s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn`t it?`

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, `That`s because he`s inside your stupid cat.

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