Little babu and Teacher
Little babu : Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little babu, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little babu: But I asked first!
Will you Remarry
Somu: If I die, will you remarry?
Hema: No! I’ll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Somu: No, I’ll also stay with your sister.