Santa and Banta Jokes

I Got Divorce

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

To Prevent Infection

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.

Santa Thought

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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