The Perfect Son

The Perfect Son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Good Dancer

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.

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