Patient: How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?
Doctor: Fifty rupees.
Patient: Fifty ruppes, for only a few second’s work?
Doctor: Well, I will do it very slowly.
Patient: How much is for the operation?
Doctor: Rupees on thousand.
Patient: But it was a serious one.
Doctor: Nonsense. You can’t buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand
Doctor: You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt
Patient: Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming.