At Hospital…

Little girl crying..

SardarG: Y chellam alugerey???

……Little Girl: Blood test’ku yen figer’eh cut panitange…

SardarG: Ammadiyo..Naan urine test’kele vanthen…

MATHS Teacher: “How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally….?”

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Last bench rockerz: “Juice potu than…”

 

 

 

If ur lover sends u romantic msgs, dont be very happy..

But

 

think who send those msgs to ur lover..?

..

My job is over!

 

 

…”Narayana tea solra


In Railway Station,

2 Husbands are searching for their Missing Wife due to crowd,

 

Husband1: How ur wife Look Like.?

 

…Husband2: Slim’a,Sivappaa,Nallaa Structure’aa, Gummu’nu Iruppaa., and

How will ur Wife Be.?

 

Husband1: Avala Edhukku Thaedikkittu.?

 

Vaanga., Namma Unga Wife’a Thaedalaam…

 

 

 

“Thagara Pettikkul Mogini Pisasukal” Adhu enna….?

 

Theriyalayaa..?

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….

Adhu LADIES college bus….

 

 

In Library:

 

sardar: “This book is very bore. More characters but no story”

 

Librarian: ” Vaadaa… Vaa.. Neethan Telephone directorya thoookitu ponavana?

 

Ennathan Ahimsavathiya Irundhalum Chappathiya “Suttu” Than Sappida Mudiyum….

 

 

In India, we have only Postmen, but no Postwomen, why?

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…Because, they take 9 months for delivery…

 

 

son: dada nanum pakathuweeddu paiyanum kanakkila 100 mark eduthirukom…

 

dad:good…ama epdi rendu perum same mark edutheenga?

 

son:pakathu weeddu paiyanukku 98 mark enakku 2 mark ….

 

so rednu perum sernthu 100 mark pa…

 

dad:???

 


Windows Installed

Sardar 2 Salesman, “I want pink curtains 4 my computer screen”
Shopkeeper : BUT COMPUTERS DONT NEED CURTAINS!
Sardar, “Oye I have Windows  installed”

Sex Object

SANTA:What do you think of women?
BANTA:They are all sex objects….
SANTA:Why?
BANTA:When I ask them for sex, they object !!

KBC Host AMITABH: What is  the color of bra of ur wife?
Is it

A: Brown
B: WHITE
C: Black
D: Grey?

Banta : You need to ask my friend.

I Got Divorce

Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

To Prevent Infection

Santa: Why are you heating the knife.
Banta: To do suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.

Santa Thought

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.
Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why did’nt you exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower
Berth..

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Sardar tells a girl “Come to my house at night,nobody Will b there…….
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Girl goes at night & really nobody was there!!!

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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered

huge Loss.

Do u know what the business was? . . . .. .

He opened a Saloon in Punjab !.

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.

After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: “I’m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast..

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….

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Girl: Mom, i earned $10 today because a guy said if i climbed up a tree he will pay me that.

Mom: Omg, he wanted to see your panty!

Girl replied smartly: haha.. don’t worry Mom, because i didnt wear any panty!

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.”!!

while changing a JOB:

Interviewer: Why did You
Leave your Last Job???

Mappi:      The Company
Shifted the Office
and they Didn’t
Tell me Where???

Difficult question:

There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.

He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly. The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

“Tell me your choice,” said he to the boy, “What’s your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind.”

The boy thought for a while and said, “My choice is ONE real difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!” said the man on the opposite side. Tell me: What comes first, Day or Night?”

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: “It’s the DAY, sir.”

“How???????” the interviewer was smiling (“At last, I got you!” he said to himself.)

“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”

Admission for the course was thus secured.

Sardar’s medical exam:

A Sardar applied to a medical school – needless to say he never made it because these are the answers he gave:
Antibody – against everyone
Artery – the study of fine paintings
Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria
Bowel – letters like aeiou
Cardiology – advanced study of Poker playing
Cat Scan – searching for lost kitty
Coma – punctuation mark
Cortisone – area around local court
Cyst – short for sister
Dislocation – in this place
Duodenum – couple in blue jeans
Enema – not a friend
False Labor – pretending to work
Genes – blue denim
Hymen – greeting to several males
Impotent – well-known
Obesity – City of Obe
Pacemaker – winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein – in favor of teens
Pus – small cat
Secretion – hiding anything
Subcutaneous – not cute enough
Tablet – small table
Urine – opposite of you’re out
Varicose – very close


A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limit, and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love
to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so he asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next!